[Pixs of models for illustration purpose only]
Want to play lustful games with tongue and fingers with a vampish Malay GRO (aka hostess)? Or explore the soft curves of her tender flesh while singing your favourite songs? Maybe drink the sweetest nectar from her velvet cup? Here’re a few karaoke spots that will make the blood of passion swell in you. Just tell the Mamasan what you want and she will bring the erotic lady-of-pleasure for your wet, hungry consumption.
D’Boss Club
Wisma Pan Dynasty
Jalan Loke Yew
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-9223-3888
[D’Boss grabbed attention several years back when one of its GROs was fined by the KL Magistrate’s Court for indecent coyote dancing; in fact, its GROs have had skirmishes with the law more than once.]
Sapphire Club
7th floor, Menara MAA
Jalan Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-7728-9588
[Seeking privacy for your philandering? Tucked in Menara MAA in a secluded corner of the city, Sapphire has lots of action in the karaoke rooms, according to postings in a sex forum website.]
Rich City Karaoke & KTV Lounge
Lot 500-1-1, Wisma Indah
Jalan Tun Razak
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-9200-9510
Cherry Blossom
Basement, Sun Complex
Jalan Bukit Bintang
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2144-4895
[Just 15 to 30 minutes' stroll from the hotels along Jalan Bukit Bintang.]
De Swan
Wisma Teo Swee Kian
Jalan 1/77, Off Jln Bukit Bintang
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2145-7668
[Only a beer can’s throw away from Sun Complex.]
Emico KTV
Lorong Loke Yew
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-9221-0218
[Mostly patronized by locals and located in the city outskirt. Used to be a low-class nightclub a decade ago, with countless motorcycles parked outside then, but has re-invented itself.]
Gold Mine KTV Lounge
Jalan Jejaka 9
Taman Maluri, Cheras
Kuala Lumpur
[Popular with local Chinese patrons, and located in a housing area. Gained notoriety many years ago when the KL Magistrate’s Court fined one of its GROs for table-top dancing -- she was only clad in a G-string.]
New Subaru KTV
5th Floor, Kompleks Wilayah
Jalan Munshi Abdullah
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2698-0851
Champion Club
Lot PT18, Jalan Gelang
Off Jalan Sungai Besi
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03- 9222-3111
[Despite being badly located, this club often has expensive cars parked outside; housed within its premises is also a spa -- with or without hanky-panky service is up to you.]
Mercury Club
No. 32-38 Jalan 19/3
Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03-7954-7448
[Though Mercury is not in KL, I have included it in this list because
lau jiao (Hokkien for “veteran”) nightclubbers claim their Malay gurls are lust-invoking and daring.
Uh eiah boh? ["True or not?"] Of course,
uh eiah!
Crystal KTV
Lot 673, Ground Floor, Block B
Damansara Intan
Jalan SS20/27
Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03-7728-9588
[A few years back, one of Crystal's GROs -- a Malay sex kitten in her 20's -- was raped, sodomised and murdered in her apartment. One of her regular clients was arrested and charged in court, but was not convicted because of insufficient evidence.]
Apphire KTV
No. 48, Jalan Metro Pudu 2
Fraser Business Park
Off Jalan Yew, KL
Tel: 03-9222-5727
[Just tell the taxi driver that the Park used to be the site of the Fraser & Nerve factory, and he will know how to get you there. Apphire KTV is next to a 7-Eleven store.]
Sunway Butterfly KTV
No. 56, Jalan PJS 8/6
Dataran Mentari
Bandar Sunway, PJ
Tel: 03-5637-4281
[Supreme Council Members of
Kai Zong Association (literally means "Chicken Worm" in Cantonese or "
Kaki Perumpuan" in Malay language) swear the Malay GROs in Butterfly KTV are pleasing to the eyes and blood-churning to the loins -- you see them, you
buay tahan. (can't resist.)]
Last but not least, I must mention that a few karaoke clubs in the commercial blocks adjoining Fahrenheit 88 (not within the premises of the mall) are also worth checking out.